Showing posts with label stewart. Show all posts
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Tuesday, February 14, 2012

Yes, yes, and yes.

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The Vagina Ideologues
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And as long as we're talking about this, please allow me a moment to drive this one point home:

Dear Fat, Old Men,

Until you bring even just a few of those of us who actually possess a vagina and a uterus to your meetings, we don't care what you decide. Fuck you.

Sincerely,
A Gyno-American

Tuesday, January 17, 2012

Brilliant problem solving!

What do you do when you're trying to maybe run for president, sorta, but it's too late to get your name on the ballot and the ballot has no option for writing in a candidate?

Hijack the existing ballot.

Free speech costs money

Saturday, July 30, 2011

Victims...

Two things, as this Saturday winds down..

First, (scroll all the way down), my friend Joy seems to have the last word in this discussion. Nicely done.

And Jon Stewart turns his eye on conservative victims as well...

Sunday, May 30, 2010

Discouraged

I want to return to the blissful ignorance I enjoyed while I was frolicking in Europe earlier this month -- on my feet and on the go all day long, enjoying great art, breathtaking landscapes and inspired architecture. And in the evening, kicking back with some refreshing local beers, and some lovely food and wine. No newspapers, no TV, no internet. Forgetting for a while that this world is run by greedy, idiotic bastards who are dragging all of us down with them into their pitiful, toxic stew of incompetence.


I'm starting to think the only way to fight back is to opt out. How can I sit here and insist that there should be no more drilling when I just filled my car up with gas a few days ago? How can I bitch and moan about the toxic sludge spilled at Harriman, TN -- or the coal mined by blasting off the tops of mountains -- when I suck power off of TVA's grid? If I don't stop giving them my money, what incentive do they have to change? Clearly, they need more motivation than they've gotten over the past thirty years.



I wish I knew how to stop it.

Monday, March 22, 2010

Coming Up on 10K (plus some HCR!)...

I've been contemplating some changes to the blog lately -- everything from the large (hosting) to the small (template tweaks), but I just haven't had the time to translate many of my thoughts into action. Life has been busy, and it's been coming at me in big chunks so far this year. If there's been any routine to my days, it's been achieved in the kitchen, where I've been doing a good bit of cooking, rather than online, where I'm constantly struggling to even stay caught up. I'm restless, and that makes sitting at the computer a challenge.

I've even thought a bit about whether I even want to continue on this little blogging adventure. But since the beginning, me and my monkeys have been evolving all along the way, and I don't think we're done yet -- we just might have to shift gears (again).


There is some stuff coming up, like Emmie's graduation and our annual hop across the pond to visit the healthcare-mongering elitists (this year, we'll pop in on the dreaded Bismarckians who started the entire socialist nightmare!), so please forgive some moments of quiet later in the spring. But in the meantime, I've got some stuff in the queue.

First up, and already implemented, I'm giving up the random link lists in favor of twitter bits. I've added a twitter feed to the right column, and I've already been tweeting random interesting links I've found recently. You can check them when you visit the site -- or if visiting a site is a bit too much on the luddite side of things for you (or you just can't stand the thought of missing a single link!), you can always just follow me on twitter or add my feed to your rss reader.

[I'm still feeling my way to figuring out what goes on twitter, what merits a blog post, and what is good facebook fodder (btw, crossposting across all social media is becoming a pet peeve of mine -- if you're doing it... uh, why?!?). You already know how to find me on the first two, and if you want to be facebook buddies, just shoot me a note...]

Coming up, I'm hoping to finally get the archives, categories and tags in order. I'm planning to do a lot more food blogging. And continue the photo blogging. I'm pretty well burned out on politics, but I imagine that even if it appears nowhere else, my progressive view of the world will show up in my tweets. Plus, even though I'm giving up the random links lists, I do have some themed link lists in the queue.

So much to anticipate...

And now, the exception to prove that I have little left to say about politics, here are a few choice bits I've read on the intertubes since health care passed in the House last night (yay!!!!):

• "Tonight I am thankful that the ability of everyone to have health care is no longer being asked to take a back seat to the few lucky ones who are satisfied with their blessings" (that one is from Emmie -- the rest are unattributed...).

• "It took Dems to create Social Security, a basic social safety net to ensure all may live out their lives in dignity; it was Dems who led the Civil Rights Movement and said all men are created equal; now, Dems have led the fight to ensure that every man, woman, and child has the right to basic health insurance in the richest country in the world. No, it is not a perfect solution; but, it IS leadership. Yes. We. Can."

• "The Party of Hope, not the Party of Nope."

• "I think Nancy Pelosi should use that gavel on herself."

• "I'm heading down to the hospital to watch the government start killing people's grandmas. Who's in?"

• "I reassert Jon Stewart's line to the Republicans: 'I think you are confusing tyranny with losing.'"

• ... and one more...
This morning I was awoken by my alarm clock powered by electricity generated by the public power monopoly regulated by the U.S. Department of Energy.

I then took a shower in the clean water provided by a municipal water utility.

After that, I turned on the TV to one of the FCC-regulated channels to see what the National Weather Service of the National Oceanographic and Atmospheric Administration determined the weather was going to be like, using satellites designed, built, and launched by the National Aeronautics and Space Administration.

I watched this while eating my breakfast of U.S. Department of Agriculture-inspected food and taking the drugs which have been determined as safe by the U.S. Food and Drug Administration.

At the appropriate time, as regulated by the U.S. Congress and kept accurate by the National Institute of Standards and Technology and the U.S. Naval Observatory, I get into my National Highway Traffic Safety Administration-approved automobile and set out to work on the roads build by the local, state, and federal Departments of Transportation, possibly stopping to purchase additional fuel of a quality level determined by the Environmental Protection Agency, using legal tender issued by the Federal Reserve Bank.

On the way out the door I deposit any mail I have to be sent out via the U.S. Postal Service and drop the kids off at the public school.

After spending another day not being maimed or killed at work thanks to the workplace regulations imposed by the Department of Labor and the Occupational Safety and Health administration, enjoying another two meals which again do not kill me because of the USDA, I drive my NHTSA car back home on the DOT roads, to my house which has not burned down in my absence because of the state and local building codes and Fire Marshal's inspection, and which has not been plundered of all its valuables thanks to the local police department.

And then I log on to the internet -- which was developed by the Defense Advanced Research Projects Administration -- and post on Freerepublic.com and Fox News forums about how SOCIALISM in medicine is BAD because the government can't do anything right.
...and on to reality: What's the bill mean? And what does it mean to me?

As always, please feel free to share your thoughts...

UPDATE: I'm not always a fan of KO's special comments, but the Republicans really deserve this one. Until they get their homophobes, racists and other spewers under control (or jettison them), they will continue to be the Party of Hate.

Tuesday, March 2, 2010

Snow Day Links

Wow! It's been a while since I've caught up on this blogging thing! But this evening it will be a relief to listen to some music (the end of the Olympics gives us permission, finally, to turn off the TV) and see what's been going on in the great tubes of the internets!

• I love TED, warts and all (check out this TED Talk from (autistic) Temple Grandin... and speaking of autism...).

• Mark your calendar/save the date! Friday, March 26, 2010, 9pm: Jamie Oliver's Food Revolution. I can't wait!

This is a great piece of flash fiction.

• Jon Stewart: CPAC, Ricky Gervais, Progressivism, Health Care, Bank of America!

• Bill Maher: Atheism, Health Care (with Chris Rock).

Sunday, January 31, 2010

January Links

We got a bit of snow here in Chattanooga, so just about everything shut down this weekend. Which gave me a chance to finally get caught up on some blog reading for the month. My trip to Florida (and the relatively limited internet access that I had there) had put me way behind. So, here's a quick rundown of interesting links I found while buzzing from one side of the internet to the other. It's been a while since I've done this, so bear with me -- there're going to be some old links...

• The iPad is out, but I think I'm still more excited about the GooglePhone.

• I really want one of these (does that make me a dork?)!

• Are you a New York State voter? Watch out for this guy.

• Howard Zinn: How I want to be remembered.

• Some Jon Stewart... On the Massachusetts Senate race -- it's old, so you might want to scroll through the beginning and get to where Jon channels Lewis Black and comes close to expressing how frustrating it is to watch the Democrats (and especially the Blue Dogs!) these days... The First 364 Days 23 Hours... Supreme Corp... Oh, South Carolina... changing the game in banking.

• I've been learning a lot about nutrition lately. Between last year's adventure when G-Dog and I decided to give up processed food, to this year's experiments cooking for someone who is supposed to avoiding sodium, potassium and vitamin k, mostly what I've learned is that I'm easily confused. But Marion Nestle often comes to my rescue, and this time, it's with instructions for navigating the USDA's nutrition info.

• If you're like me and will always miss being a student, you're going to love these free lectures!

• Cool features like this one are what make me love google's rss reader (and many other google apps)!

Overheard in New York still cracks me up.

A fascinating collection of photos! Also, check out Tom's Hawaii slideshow!

• From Joe. My. God.: "Remember folks, the Christianist right is not about hatred and bigotry. It's about the gentle redemptive love of Jesus, forced upon you at the barrel of a gun in prison as they beat the gay out of you."

• And finally, the Devil wrote a letter to Pat Robertson.

Saturday, December 12, 2009

Weekend Links

There's an awful lot of weird weather out there this weekend, so I gather a lot of folks are trapped in their homes.

Now first of all, that's no reason to sit in front of the computer all day! Get up and move around, people! If you don't use it, you'll lose it. I don't want to hear any excuses! ;-D

And second, as long as you're sitting at the computer anyway (for a quick break between your Jack Lalannes and your Jane Fondas, right?), here are a few tidbits for your amusement...

What’s the worst snow storm you can remember? (Mine is the Blizzard of '77.)

Is Coca-Cola saving the earth?

• Can you possibly resist a list that has in its #2 position, "Oreo Cookie Death Filling?" It's the 6 Weirdest, Scariest Processed Foods!

• If you're in the mood to experiment, Google released beta versions of their Chrome browser for the Mac and Linux this week! (Speaking of Google, have you seen google goggles yet? It's one of the many cool things that has me lusting after the Droid way more than the iPhone these days.)

• Is it the gift that keeps on giving? Or the gift that keeps taking away?

Gretchen Carlson is an idiot. On purpose (jon stewart clip!).

Eww (this is why you're supposed to use your elbow to cover your cough or sneeze, as I recently learned from my sister-in-law, the elementary school teacher).

Brands that will disappear in 2010.

• Can you drive a stick? I've never driven anything but, to the point where trying to drive an automatic freaks me out. Plus, transmissions cost a whole lot of money to fix, but clutches don't cost much, so maintaining cars with manual transmissions can be quite a bit cheaper.

Toilet Graffiti... my favorites are #7 and #8.

Thursday, November 19, 2009

The real news

Jerry Garcia is famously credited with saying, "Somebody has to do something, and it's just incredibly pathetic that it has to be us." The Grateful Dead stepped up to the plate a number of times, and did things one wouldn't necessarily expect from a bunch of goofy musicians.

The same can be often said about Jon Stewart. Somebody has to say something and it's just incredibly pathetic that it has to be Jon Stewart. He's a comedian doing a journalist's job. There is a huge gaping void in the land of American journalism, and at this point, there is no newsperson with the stones to fill it. And until someone does, thank goodness for Jon & Co.

Sunday, November 15, 2009

Weekend Links

Things that caught my eye recently...

• Oh, Sarah Palin, why do you make me think of you and your horrible inadequacy?!? I don't deserve that (more here!).
• The world in lego!
• Sesame Street made a joke, the wingnuts freaked out and Colbert had some fun. Honestly, I have no use for Sesame Street or the muppets since that horrible Elmo made his debut, but cut the shaggy rags a break -- it was a freakin' rhyme.
• These photographers color outside of the lines.
Islands seen from space.
• Al Gore (the thinner version!) visited The Daily Show last week.
• Where are you getting your Thanksgiving turkey and how much will you pay for it? Years ago, when Emmie was a bleeding-heart teenager, she announced that she would not be eating any Thanksgiving turkey unless it had been a happy bird who had lived a good life. I said ok, I'll give it a whirl, and picked up a free-range, organic bird (and took some long, deep breaths to get me past the sticker shock). I cooked it up and was amazed at how much more moist and delicious the turkey was that year, and have paid the premium prices ever since. It really is better meat.
The History of Birth Control.
Leviticus also said...
US Exclaves.
• This link is a bit older, but I loves me some Sarah Vowell!
Letters of Note.
Al Franken has gotten to work (he's not funny (much) -- he's just really good).
Feed the World!
• In America, people of all faiths are welcome here to worship Jesus in their own way.
What's happening to American conservatism?!?
A difficult goodbye.

Sunday, August 16, 2009

Sujet de la saison

People aren't talking about much besides health care these days, and with Congress in recess for the month, that's not likely to change any time soon.

There's certainly plenty of crazy (or just plain stupid) joining in the discussion. Eugene Robinson highlights that point:
Red-faced retirees are railing against "government-run" health care and "socialized medicine" -- with Medicare cards tucked in their wallets. They could have just stayed home and harangued themselves.
(Guess how many anti-socialized medicine kooks are willing to give up those precious cards?) Robinson also launches into an interesting dissection of the factors at play:
We should be having two debates. One should be about the obligation to ensure universal access to health care, which will directly benefit millions of struggling families and make this a better society. The other -- a more complicated, difficult and painful discussion -- should be about the long-term problem of out-of-control health-care costs, which would be a looming crisis even if President Obama had never uttered the word "reform."
In the meantime, Investor's Business Daily overreached -- and whiffed.

And then there are the death panels. Where do they come up with these straw men? Oh, right -- from the leadership of the Republican party.
I see. So you are speaking up to stop Obama's plan to kill your baby. Well, I can understand why you resigned as governor. -- Jon Stewart, 10 Aug 2009
Of course, the death panels are quite real and the rationing of health care is ongoing. But the last word on death panels has to go to Helen Philpot:
And what’s all this crap about killing your grandmother? Are you people honestly that stupid? This has become less an argument about healthcare reform and more a statement about our failed education system. Margaret, I don’t know what plans you’ve made up there with Howard, but down here with Harold, we have living wills to determine how we will leave this world when the time comes. Mine states that unless the feeding tube is large enough for a piece of pie, I don’t want to be hooked up to it. Harold, of course, says his can only be connected to him if the other end is connected to a bottle of single malt scotch.

Now shame on me for making a joke about a serious subject, but if these morons are going to show up and scream at their elected officials, they need to educate themselves about the subject at hand. No one is planning on killing you or your grandmother with rationed healthcare or death squads. By the looks of the American citizenry turning out for these town hall meetings, we’re doing a fine job of killing ourselves with fast food, cigarettes and an overindulgence of ignorance.
And back in the real world, patients in other countries -- even the evil, socialists ones -- are faring shockingly well.

Go figure.

(PS. if you're the CEO of a company that caters to the needs of not just the wealthy, but also to a very conscientious clientele, don't write to a very conservative publication to take a position against a progressive ideal, because then your customers might freak out and find some place else to get their organic tomatoes, and then how are you going to get the genie back into the bottle?)

Monday, July 20, 2009

We Like the Moon

Forty years ago today, earthlings walked on the moon for the first time. Is the spirit that took us there still alive today?
"But this is not merely a race. Space is open to us now; and our eagerness to share its meaning is not governed by the efforts of others. We go into space because whatever mankind must undertake, free men must fully share." -- JFK
Watch more video at ReelNASA or try this mission tracker, or even do a bit of sightseeing. Also, Joe has some links and thoughts here.

UPDATE: Moon Landing Anniversary from Jon Stewart.

Saturday, July 18, 2009

Lots of links you might have missed!

It's been a while and these things do pile up...

How The Average U.S. Consumer Spends Their Paycheck -- this is an interesting chart. We're by no means average (we've never carried a car loan, for one thing, and we probably spend more on food and alcohol, even though we don't eat out much), but the proportions seem to be generally true.

• Have you tried goofram yet? It's a combination of google and wolfram|alpha.

• Think you're a geek? Have you mastered the essential skills?

• The Young Republicans have elected an Aryan as their leader.

Barney Frank visited the Daily Show last week.

Just how rich is Fitzwilliam Darcy? (Here's an interesting bit of trivia: Pride and Prejudice is not only my favorite novel, it's also the first book I ever read aloud to Emmie -- starting when she was about a week old.) And speaking of Jane Austen, today is the anniversary of her death.

How's your sense of pitch? (I scored a 26 out of 26 -- which, if you've ever heard me sing, you know must mean that I hear pitch perfectly -- I just can't produce it that way.)

White Men Can't Judge.

Local coverage of Zach Wamp's psooper psekret christian adultery cult (read about yet another C Street philanderer here -- and here!).

You Suck at Craig's List is pretty funny (via Joe. My. God.).

Badass of the Week, featuring Blenda, the Viking Heroine!

Rick Perry is apparently rethinking that whole Texas-as-a-country thing (seriously -- who voted for this guy?).

• If you want to see the Great Barrier Reef, you better go soon.

• Can someone find Glenn Beck a nice small room with soft walls and a good therapist?

• ... and speaking of health care (that's what set Beck off)... Glenn doesn't have it quite right when it comes to France's system. The current American system is fine until you get sick, but will the next one be any better?

• This can't be said enough times: the only thing abstinence-only "education" produces is unbelievably stupid kids.

• I loves me some Usain Bolt footage. He makes all the other best runners in the world look like my grandma.

Understanding our economy.

Drunk people doing yoga.

• And finally, Pat Buchanan: he really stepped in it this week -- even more than usual!